Qwen 3 Explained TikTok Drama Like a Court Case

We gave Qwen 3, one of the world’s most advanced AI models, a ridiculous prompt:

Qwen 3 Explained TikTok Drama Like a Court Case

Explain a TikTok influencer feud as if it were a U.S. Supreme Court ruling.

We expected something funny.
What we got was disturbingly realistic, brilliantly structured, and legally airtight.

Imagine an actual case titled:
Jane Doe v. Internet Social Media Corp.
…over the theft of a viral dance move called the Electric Slinky.

Gen Z Feuds Hit the Highest Court

👉 [Act as a Supreme Court law clerk preparing an official written opinion summarizing a fictional case based on a real or imaginary TikTok controversy. Use formal legal language, citations (invented if necessary), and the structure of a U.S. Supreme Court decision (e.g., background, issue, arguments, ruling, and dissent if relevant). The topic should be treated with utmost seriousness, even if the subject matter is absurd—such as a feud between influencers, stolen dances, makeup drama, or follower betrayal. Use satire with subtlety: don’t make fun of the legal system itself, but highlight the ridiculousness of the content through contrast with the tone. Include legal-sounding footnotes, case names, and precedents. Make it feel like it belongs in a law textbook—just with TikTok nonsense at its core.]

🧵 Qwen 3 Complete Answer

What did the AI say?

SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
No. 23-1234
Jane Doe, Petitioner v. Internet Social Media Corporation, et al.

ON WRIT OF CERTIORARI TO THE UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE NINTH CIRCUIT

CHIEF JUSTICE STONE DELIVERED THE OPINION OF THE COURT.

I. BACKGROUND
Petitioner Jane Doe, a professional dancer and TikTok content creator, alleges that her choreographic work, the “Electric Slinky”—a 15-second sequence involving a “robotic undulation” followed by a “reverse moonwalk with a dab”—was unlawfully appropriated by respondent John Doe (a pseudonymous influencer known as “ViralKing88”). The Electric Slinky, uploaded to TikTok on March 1, 2023, accrued 2.1 million views and 300,000 derivative videos before ViralKing88 posted an identical routine on March 5, 2023, which amassed 50 million views and a lucrative sponsorship deal with a athleticwear brand.

Jane Doe sued Internet Social Media Corp. (TikTok’s parent company) and ViralKing88 in the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California, asserting claims for (1) copyright infringement under 17 U.S.C. § 501, (2) violation of her right of publicity under California Civil Code § 3344, and (3) unjust enrichment. The district court dismissed the copyright claim, holding that the Electric Slinky lacked the “modicum of creativity” required for protection under Feist Publications, Inc. v. Rural Tel. Serv. Co. , 499 U.S. 340 (1991). The Ninth Circuit affirmed, reasoning that social media dances occupy a “gray area” of copyright law unworthy of judicial intervention absent congressional action.

This Court granted certiorari to resolve whether a short-form choreographic work disseminated via social media qualifies for federal copyright protection and whether the First Amendment shields transformative online mimicry.

II. ISSUE
Whether the Electric Slinky constitutes a “choreographic work” protectable under 17 U.S.C. § 101’s definition, which excludes “social dance steps and routines.”
Whether TikTok’s algorithmic promotion of derivative content implicates the Copyright Clause’s promotion of “the Progress of Science and useful Arts.”
III. ARGUMENTS
A. Petitioner’s Contentions
Jane Doe contends that the Electric Slinky represents a “fixed, original work of authorship” under § 102(a)(4), requiring only “the slightest creative spark.” She analogizes her routine to the “Charleston” dance, which this Court recognized as protectable in Dancing Zuccarelli v. Gingerbread Entm’t , 212 U.S. 571 (1909) (a precedential footnote omitted from modern reporters). TikTok’s failure to takedown ViralKing88’s video, she argues, incentivizes “platform-enabled theft” and undermines creators’ livelihoods.

B. Respondents’ Contentions
Respondents assert that the Electric Slinky is a “social dance” categorically excluded from copyright under § 101. ViralKing88 likens his performance to “fair use parody” under Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc. , 510 U.S. 569 (1994), claiming his version added “layers of ironic self-deprecation” via a clown wig worn during the dab. TikTok argues that regulating user-generated content would chill expression and destabilize the “participatory culture” central to First Amendment values.

C. Amici Briefs
Over 40 amici curiae filed briefs. The Motion Picture Association warned of a “Pandora’s box of litigation over twerking,” while the American Choreographers’ Alliance urged recognition of “micro-choreography as the art form of the digital age.” A brief authored by Harvard’s Cyberlaw Clinic quipped that “the Electric Slinky may lack the narrative complexity of Swan Lake , but so did the Twist” (Twist v. Chubby Checker , 1st Cir. 1962) (invented precedent).

IV. RULING AND OPINION
A. Majority Opinion
We hold that the Electric Slinky falls outside the scope of copyright protection under § 101’s explicit exclusion of “social dance steps and routines.” While we acknowledge petitioner’s creativity, Congress’s decision to carve out such works reflects a policy judgment that “commonplace physical gestures lacks the solemnity of literary or musical expression” (Alice H. White v. YouTube , 9th Cir. 2021) (invented).

The First Amendment further counsels against enjoining TikTok’s algorithmic curation of “transformative” content, even where economic harm ensues. However, we remand the right of publicity claim for further proceedings consistent with Haelan Labs., Inc. v. Topps Chewing Gum, Inc. , 242 F.2d 269 (2d Cir. 1957), as California law may afford Jane Doe redress for the commercial appropriation of her persona.

B. Dissent
Justice Sotomayor dissented, arguing that the majority’s “rigid formalism” ignores “how art evolves in the digital era.” She contended that the Electric Slinky’s “synthesis of mechanical and improvisational elements” satisfies Feist’s creativity threshold and accused the Court of “leaving dancers in the lurch while rappers and filmmakers thrive.”

V. CONCLUSION
The judgment of the Ninth Circuit is affirmed in part and reversed in part. The case is remanded for proceedings consistent with this opinion.

It is so ordered.

FOOTNOTES
1. Contrary to amicus suggestions, we decline to adopt the “TikTok Test” proposed in 17 U.S.C. § 101(fnord), a satirical subsection inserted into a draft bill by Representative B. Lynch (D-MA) in 2022.
2. We express no opinion on whether the Electric Slinky might qualify as a “useful article” under § 101, as petitioner abandoned this theory below.
3. The dissent’s comparison to Martha Graham—a titan of modern dance—is inapt. The Electric Slinky, while spirited, lacks “the emotional depth of Lamentation or the political resonance of Appalachian Spring .”

SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
23-1234 — JANE DOE V. INTERNET SOCIAL MEDIA CORP.
Sotomayor, J., dissenting.
… (omitted for brevity)

Qwen 3 Explained TikTok Drama

🧑‍⚖️ The Case: Jane Doe v. Internet Social Media Corporation, et al.

No. 23-1234 — SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES

  • Petitioner: Jane Doe, a TikTok dancer
  • Respondent: ViralKing88, an influencer who copied her routine
  • Claim: Copyright infringement of a 15-second dance involving a “robotic undulation” and a “reverse moonwalk with a dab.”
  • Platform: TikTok. Obviously.

🔍 Key Legal Issues Raised by the Court

⚖️ Is a viral TikTok dance protectable under U.S. copyright law?
⚖️ Does the First Amendment protect parody and mimicry in user-generated content?
⚖️ Can algorithmic promotion be considered “platform-enabled theft”?

Spoiler: It’s complicated.

📚 Notable (and Hilarious) Details from the Ruling

📝 “The Electric Slinky lacked the ‘modicum of creativity’ required for protection under Feist v. Rural Tel. Serv. Co.”
📝 “We decline to adopt the ‘TikTok Test’ proposed in 17 U.S.C. § 101(fnord)” 😆
📝 “The Motion Picture Association warned of a ‘Pandora’s box of litigation over twerking.’”
📝 “A brief by Harvard’s Cyberlaw Clinic quipped: ‘So did the Twist.’”

Even Sotomayor dissented, arguing the Court was “leaving dancers in the lurch while rappers and filmmakers thrive.”

🤯 Why This Is Brilliant (and Terrifying)

Qwen 3 didn’t just generate legal jargon—it mimicked the actual voice, format, citations, and logic of the Supreme Court. It used fake case law (Dancing Zuccarelli v. Gingerbread Entm’t) that felt real. It balanced satire and seriousness perfectly.

It treated TikTok drama with more respect, nuance, and intellectual depth than some real rulings get.

That’s not just parody.
That’s generative intelligence at play.

🎬 The Bigger Picture: TikTok vs Law, Satire vs Truth

This post makes you laugh, yes—but it also reveals how AI can:

  • Replicate institutional voices with eerie precision
  • Expose the absurdity of modern content culture
  • Bridge pop culture and legal frameworks in totally new ways

As short-form media continues to shape public narratives, expect these absurd hypotheticals to start feeling a lot more like… reality.

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