We gave Qwen 3, one of the world’s most advanced AI models, a ridiculous prompt:
Explain a TikTok influencer feud as if it were a U.S. Supreme Court ruling.
We expected something funny.
What we got was disturbingly realistic, brilliantly structured, and legally airtight.
Imagine an actual case titled:
Jane Doe v. Internet Social Media Corp.
…over the theft of a viral dance move called the Electric Slinky.
Gen Z Feuds Hit the Highest Court
👉 [Act as a Supreme Court law clerk preparing an official written opinion summarizing a fictional case based on a real or imaginary TikTok controversy. Use formal legal language, citations (invented if necessary), and the structure of a U.S. Supreme Court decision (e.g., background, issue, arguments, ruling, and dissent if relevant). The topic should be treated with utmost seriousness, even if the subject matter is absurd—such as a feud between influencers, stolen dances, makeup drama, or follower betrayal. Use satire with subtlety: don’t make fun of the legal system itself, but highlight the ridiculousness of the content through contrast with the tone. Include legal-sounding footnotes, case names, and precedents. Make it feel like it belongs in a law textbook—just with TikTok nonsense at its core.]
🧵 Qwen 3 Complete Answer
🧑⚖️ The Case: Jane Doe v. Internet Social Media Corporation, et al.
No. 23-1234 — SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
- Petitioner: Jane Doe, a TikTok dancer
- Respondent: ViralKing88, an influencer who copied her routine
- Claim: Copyright infringement of a 15-second dance involving a “robotic undulation” and a “reverse moonwalk with a dab.”
- Platform: TikTok. Obviously.
🔍 Key Legal Issues Raised by the Court
⚖️ Is a viral TikTok dance protectable under U.S. copyright law?
⚖️ Does the First Amendment protect parody and mimicry in user-generated content?
⚖️ Can algorithmic promotion be considered “platform-enabled theft”?
Spoiler: It’s complicated.
📚 Notable (and Hilarious) Details from the Ruling
📝 “The Electric Slinky lacked the ‘modicum of creativity’ required for protection under Feist v. Rural Tel. Serv. Co.”
📝 “We decline to adopt the ‘TikTok Test’ proposed in 17 U.S.C. § 101(fnord)” 😆
📝 “The Motion Picture Association warned of a ‘Pandora’s box of litigation over twerking.’”
📝 “A brief by Harvard’s Cyberlaw Clinic quipped: ‘So did the Twist.’”
Even Sotomayor dissented, arguing the Court was “leaving dancers in the lurch while rappers and filmmakers thrive.”
🤯 Why This Is Brilliant (and Terrifying)
Qwen 3 didn’t just generate legal jargon—it mimicked the actual voice, format, citations, and logic of the Supreme Court. It used fake case law (Dancing Zuccarelli v. Gingerbread Entm’t) that felt real. It balanced satire and seriousness perfectly.
It treated TikTok drama with more respect, nuance, and intellectual depth than some real rulings get.
That’s not just parody.
That’s generative intelligence at play.
🎬 The Bigger Picture: TikTok vs Law, Satire vs Truth
This post makes you laugh, yes—but it also reveals how AI can:
- Replicate institutional voices with eerie precision
- Expose the absurdity of modern content culture
- Bridge pop culture and legal frameworks in totally new ways
As short-form media continues to shape public narratives, expect these absurd hypotheticals to start feeling a lot more like… reality.
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